It is a sad fact that not everyone enjoys Progressive Rock.

I know…right? I don’t get it either.

I’m sure that, like me, you’ve tried to play your latest Prog discovery to a friend, co-worker, or significant other just to have them furrow their brow and stare back at you with a slight look of fear in their eyes. It’s uncomfortable...and fear is never a good ice breaker. It’s clear that a solution is required.

A while back, I started playing with “The Meaning of Dreams” and hammered it into something a Prog Hater just might enjoy. It has a hook…and you can dance to it. So now when you listen to Fright Pig (or your Prog wizard of choice), you can finally put it on the big speakers. If there are any unenlightened souls in the room...grab some headphones, plunk them down in front of a computer...and have them listen to this.

Problem solved!

(I hope that you hate it.)